sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

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onthatslither:

killed the pussy left the crib like

onthatslither:

killed the pussy left the crib like

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babytoker:

pleatedjeans:

via

This made my whole entire day omg

babytoker:

pleatedjeans:

via

This made my whole entire day omg

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

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riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

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borderlineotaku:

captcreate:

adachimerica:

danadelions:

okay I know I literally just reblogged this but
ok we all see how the first one slides right
but the second one jumps, lands on his hEAD and rolls away
and thE THIRD ONE JUST FUCKING FLIPS

god this is magestic

No fucks shall be distributed this day.

I just keep imagining tiny man screams of terror and sounds of impact and I can’t stop laughing oh my god

borderlineotaku:

captcreate:

adachimerica:

danadelions:

okay I know I literally just reblogged this but

  • ok we all see how the first one slides right
  • but the second one jumps, lands on his hEAD and rolls away
  • and thE THIRD ONE JUST FUCKING FLIPS

god this is magestic

No fucks shall be distributed this day.

I just keep imagining tiny man screams of terror and sounds of impact and I can’t stop laughing oh my god

epic-humor:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

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yolobaggins:

 this right here is my favorite line in the entire fucking show