Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt?
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.
We will never Woo, cuz Woo is for the weak!
washed-vandalism: 250,000 multicoloured balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco i dont know what i was expecting
When you are a kid, you assume that your parents are soul mates. My kids will be right about that.
I LOVE MITT ROMNEY..
thisistheremedyformemory-deacti asked: I love how we both complain about having to do homework this late at night and then we both end up on Tumblr instead. Aha